Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say “YES”!
Dr. Peter Venkman: All right! This chick is TOAST!
Now replace “Winston Zeddemore” with my name, “Neil.” And replace “someone” with “‘Sports Guy’ Bill Simmons.” Now replace “if you’re a god” with “to photoshop Joakim Noah’s hair on other players’ heads.” Finally, delete Dr. Peter Venkman’s line all together.
There. Point well made.
I got to have some fun with JoNoah’s mane for Bill Simmons’ Annual Trade Value Column (Part 1 - Part 2) on Grantland. For my small contribution, and my exact (though unfortunate) feelings on Andrew Bynum, make sure to read here.