Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say “YES”!
Dr. Peter Venkman: All right! This chick is TOAST!

Now replace “Winston Zeddemore” with my name, “Neil.”  And replace “someone” with “‘Sports Guy’ Bill Simmons.”  Now replace “if you’re a god” with “to photoshop Joakim Noah’s hair on other players’ heads.”  Finally, delete Dr. Peter Venkman’s line all together.

There.  Point well made.

I got to have some fun with JoNoah’s mane for Bill Simmons’ Annual Trade Value Column (Part 1 - Part 2) on Grantland.  For my small contribution, and my exact (though unfortunate) feelings on Andrew Bynum, make sure to read here.