JESUS CHRIST, JOAKIM NOAH
CHURCH LAW: You’re allowed to use the lord’s name in vain if you see Joakim Noah take a basketball shot.
- The ball spins sideways.
- The follow through on his shooting hand is distinctly to the side, but then he moves it back into proper position, almost like a catcher framing a pitch to get a strike call.
- In the still photos, he looks like a 5th grader who’s never played before.