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2:03 am - Tue, May 22, 2012
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“I’m not fading into the shadows, if that’s what you’re asking. I’m not going anywhere. We’re not going anywhere…It’s not one of those things where the Bulls beat the Pistons and the Pistons disappeared forever. Not going for that shit…Come hell or high water, we’re going to be there again.” - Kobe Bryant

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I’m not fading into the shadows, if that’s what you’re asking. I’m not going anywhere. We’re not going anywhere…It’s not one of those things where the Bulls beat the Pistons and the Pistons disappeared forever. Not going for that shit…Come hell or high water, we’re going to be there again. - Kobe Bryant

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12:59 am
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Repost, now and forever.

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1:04 pm - Sat, May 19, 2012
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“I don’t give a [expletive] what you say.  If I go out there and miss game winners, and people say, ‘Kobe choked, or Kobe is seven for whatever in pressure situations,’ well, [expletive] you.”
- Kobe Bryant

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“I don’t give a [expletive] what you say.  If I go out there and miss game winners, and people say, ‘Kobe choked, or Kobe is seven for whatever in pressure situations,’ well, [expletive] you.”

- Kobe Bryant

Read the rest here.

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1:43 am - Thu, May 17, 2012
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The @Lakers have blocked me on twitter.  Honestly, what could I have done to get a professional sports team, that I root for, to block me on twitter?
You tell a few hundred thousand jokes about Ramon Sessions being an awful, awful basketball player in big games, and the nerds handling the @Lakers twitter account block you.
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The @Lakers have blocked me on twitter.  Honestly, what could I have done to get a professional sports team, that I root for, to block me on twitter?

You tell a few hundred thousand jokes about Ramon Sessions being an awful, awful basketball player in big games, and the nerds handling the @Lakers twitter account block you.

@GotEm_Coach

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5:16 pm - Wed, May 16, 2012
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The Lakers got worked in Game 1, and the slaughter has just begun (try to remember the good times, fellow Laker fans).  Despite having strengths where the Thunder have weaknesses (inside, half-court offense), this series is a bad match-up for LA because they simply cannot defend Durant, Westbrook or James Harden.
And when all three are in the game?  Power vomit.  There’s nothing LA can do.
The Lakers’ troubles this season have almost always come on the defensive end.  It’s easy to see.  During a regular season game, in a regularly paced season, a good NBA basketball team should reasonably expect to score 90-100 points.  In the Playoffs, because we’re dealing with the best, scores might fluctuate up a few points, but just as likely, down a few, as team defenses give more effort.
Simply put, it’s pretty difficult to beat a team that scores in the upper ‘90’s or above, especially in a accelerated season like this one.
The NBA has made it easier to prognosticate outcomes by partitioning games into 4 quarters of play.  Fancy!  If Team A is scoring 23-25 points in any given quarter, they’re on pace for that 90-100 point goal, and Team B’s defense isn’t getting the job done.
In Game 6 against the Denver Nuggets, the Lakers gave up 113 points.  Denver had 30 in the first quarter, 24 in the second.  That’s a 108 point pace, except the Nuggets had a whopping 36 in the third, and another 23 in the fourth.  That’s mucho bad.  It didn’t even matter that LA scored 96 of their own.  In Game 1 against the Thunder, the Lakers gave up 119, including 30 in first, 29 in the second, a soul-crushing 39 in the third, and a “lowly” 21 in the fourth, when OKC clearly relented, and rested their starters.
Can I pull some sort of alarm?
Mike Brown was hired to coach the Lakers, in part, because he was supposed to bring his tough, hard-nosed defense to Los Angeles.  He was going to change the culture.  It hasn’t happened. 
Brown’s reputation as a defensive specialist is not without merit.  In ‘06-‘07, the Cavaliers finished 4th in the league in defensive efficiency, 5th in points allowed, 5th in opponent’s true shooting percentage, 2nd in defensive rebounding rate, 1st in opponent’s 3PT%, and lost in the NBA Finals.  That team played Damon Jones, Larry Hughes and Sasha Pavolvic major minutes.
In ‘08-‘09, the Cavs were tied for 2nd in defensive efficiency, gave up the least points in the league, were tied for 1st in opponent FG%, were 5th in blocks, and won 66 games, all behind the defensive stylings of Boobie Gibson and noted stopper, Mo Williams.
In ‘09-‘10, Brown’s Cavs were Top 7 in all of those important defensive categories, and again had the best record in the league.  His defense is no joke.  To boot, the Lakers have three All-Stars, a former Defensive Player of the Year, and Matt Barnes (if that still means something).  Something’s clearly wrong.  So should Mike Brown be fired for his failure this season?  Let’s examine.
From the Orange County Register’s Kevin Ding:

Why, almost after almost six months of hearing his voice, are the Lakers still so unable to adhere to one of the three defensive tenets Mike Brown declared the day he was hired: Make multiple efforts on defense, the last effort being that someone must always contest whatever shot goes up.

Ding says Brown’s messages are failing to get through to his players.  Is that Brown’s fault?  The players?  Both?  Other media members, and most fans, point to the team’s lack of effort, which at times, is clearly suspect.  But before we render a verdict, let me present an alternate line of thought:  What if the Lakers aren’t good enough to play good defense?
Brown espouses the belief that “anyone can be taught to defend.”  Technically, that’s true.  All people do have brains that can take in and process information.  Problem is, we all have bodies too.  Making our bodies do the things our brain knows ain’t that easy.
Mike Brown can teach me defense, and I can learn how to play it, but that won’t mean I’ll be any good at it.  The old maxim, “There’s no excuse for lack of effort,” is indisputably true, but there is an excuse for the Lakers’ defensive trouble:  “They’re not good at defense.”
The Lakers just don’t have the personnel.  Some players in the league can’t shoot. Maybe LA can’t defend?  Kobe, Ron, Barnes were excellent defenders, who have clearly lost a step. Pau struggles with activity and strength in the post.  Bynum has never had much lateral quickness, his leaping ability is minimal, and his ability to jump a second time is laughable.  Steve Blake is average on his best day, and Ramon Sessions will never have a best day defensively.
Should Mike Brown be fired if his team isn’t good enough to play his defense?  Whther my theory holds water or not, there are enough questions surrounding the Lakers’ players, and enough miles on their legs, that I believe it’s unfair to fire Mike Brown based on LA’s performance this season.
Oh, but don’t get me wrong, he will be fired.  Likely sometime relatively soon.  And here’s why.  From Kevin Ding, again:

Maybe it’s too much to expect the Lakers to be connected to a first-year coach nearly as well as the Thunder to Scott Brooks or the Spurs to Gregg Popovich, and Brown will tell you with regularity how there’s no shame in finished third in the West to clubs whose systems have been in place for years.

Hey, Mike Brown, save your breath.  Don’t ever tell me there’s “no shame in finishing third in the West” to anybody.  I don’t care what your reasons are.  Stick all of your excuses in a paper bag, along with your rotten suits, and set it on fire.
Lakers fans, the Lakers’ organization, and the Los Angeles Lakers expect Championships.  Nothing less.
That’s it.
#GotEmCoach

The Lakers got worked in Game 1, and the slaughter has just begun (try to remember the good times, fellow Laker fans).  Despite having strengths where the Thunder have weaknesses (inside, half-court offense), this series is a bad match-up for LA because they simply cannot defend Durant, Westbrook or James Harden.

And when all three are in the game?  Power vomit.  There’s nothing LA can do.

The Lakers’ troubles this season have almost always come on the defensive end.  It’s easy to see.  During a regular season game, in a regularly paced season, a good NBA basketball team should reasonably expect to score 90-100 points.  In the Playoffs, because we’re dealing with the best, scores might fluctuate up a few points, but just as likely, down a few, as team defenses give more effort.

Simply put, it’s pretty difficult to beat a team that scores in the upper ‘90’s or above, especially in a accelerated season like this one.

The NBA has made it easier to prognosticate outcomes by partitioning games into 4 quarters of play.  Fancy!  If Team A is scoring 23-25 points in any given quarter, they’re on pace for that 90-100 point goal, and Team B’s defense isn’t getting the job done.

In Game 6 against the Denver Nuggets, the Lakers gave up 113 points.  Denver had 30 in the first quarter, 24 in the second.  That’s a 108 point pace, except the Nuggets had a whopping 36 in the third, and another 23 in the fourth.  That’s mucho bad.  It didn’t even matter that LA scored 96 of their own.  In Game 1 against the Thunder, the Lakers gave up 119, including 30 in first, 29 in the second, a soul-crushing 39 in the third, and a “lowly” 21 in the fourth, when OKC clearly relented, and rested their starters.

Can I pull some sort of alarm?

Mike Brown was hired to coach the Lakers, in part, because he was supposed to bring his tough, hard-nosed defense to Los Angeles.  He was going to change the culture.  It hasn’t happened. 

Brown’s reputation as a defensive specialist is not without merit.  In ‘06-‘07, the Cavaliers finished 4th in the league in defensive efficiency, 5th in points allowed, 5th in opponent’s true shooting percentage, 2nd in defensive rebounding rate, 1st in opponent’s 3PT%, and lost in the NBA Finals.  That team played Damon Jones, Larry Hughes and Sasha Pavolvic major minutes.

In ‘08-‘09, the Cavs were tied for 2nd in defensive efficiency, gave up the least points in the league, were tied for 1st in opponent FG%, were 5th in blocks, and won 66 games, all behind the defensive stylings of Boobie Gibson and noted stopper, Mo Williams.

In ‘09-‘10, Brown’s Cavs were Top 7 in all of those important defensive categories, and again had the best record in the league.  His defense is no joke.  To boot, the Lakers have three All-Stars, a former Defensive Player of the Year, and Matt Barnes (if that still means something).  Something’s clearly wrong.  So should Mike Brown be fired for his failure this season?  Let’s examine.

From the Orange County Register’s Kevin Ding:

Why, almost after almost six months of hearing his voice, are the Lakers still so unable to adhere to one of the three defensive tenets Mike Brown declared the day he was hired: Make multiple efforts on defense, the last effort being that someone must always contest whatever shot goes up.

Ding says Brown’s messages are failing to get through to his players.  Is that Brown’s fault?  The players?  Both?  Other media members, and most fans, point to the team’s lack of effort, which at times, is clearly suspect.  But before we render a verdict, let me present an alternate line of thought:  What if the Lakers aren’t good enough to play good defense?

Brown espouses the belief that “anyone can be taught to defend.”  Technically, that’s true.  All people do have brains that can take in and process information.  Problem is, we all have bodies too.  Making our bodies do the things our brain knows ain’t that easy.

Mike Brown can teach me defense, and I can learn how to play it, but that won’t mean I’ll be any good at it.  The old maxim, “There’s no excuse for lack of effort,” is indisputably true, but there is an excuse for the Lakers’ defensive trouble:  “They’re not good at defense.”

The Lakers just don’t have the personnel.  Some players in the league can’t shoot. Maybe LA can’t defend?  Kobe, Ron, Barnes were excellent defenders, who have clearly lost a step. Pau struggles with activity and strength in the post.  Bynum has never had much lateral quickness, his leaping ability is minimal, and his ability to jump a second time is laughable.  Steve Blake is average on his best day, and Ramon Sessions will never have a best day defensively.

Should Mike Brown be fired if his team isn’t good enough to play his defense?  Whther my theory holds water or not, there are enough questions surrounding the Lakers’ players, and enough miles on their legs, that I believe it’s unfair to fire Mike Brown based on LA’s performance this season.

Oh, but don’t get me wrong, he will be fired.  Likely sometime relatively soon.  And here’s why.  From Kevin Ding, again:

Maybe it’s too much to expect the Lakers to be connected to a first-year coach nearly as well as the Thunder to Scott Brooks or the Spurs to Gregg Popovich, and Brown will tell you with regularity how there’s no shame in finished third in the West to clubs whose systems have been in place for years.

Hey, Mike Brown, save your breath.  Don’t ever tell me there’s “no shame in finishing third in the West” to anybody.  I don’t care what your reasons are.  Stick all of your excuses in a paper bag, along with your rotten suits, and set it on fire.

Lakers fans, the Lakers’ organization, and the Los Angeles Lakers expect Championships.  Nothing less.

That’s it.

#GotEmCoach

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7:42 pm - Mon, May 14, 2012
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IMPORTANT REMINDER:The LA Lakers won the ‘08-‘09 and ‘09-‘10 NBA Championships

Lakers fans, don’t forget: your favorite team, led by Kobe Bryant, Pau Gasol and Andrew Bynum, won back-to-back NBA titles just two seasons ago.  This will be paramount for all of us to remember over the next two weeks.

Why?  Because this Oklahoma City series could get ugly. 

The Thunder are younger, more athletic and have home court advantage.  In a cruel (and insanely stupid) twist of fate, the older Lakers, coming off a 7-game series with the Nuggets, will actually have to play back-to-back games in this Western Conference Semifinals. 

Kevin Durant won the NBA scoring title, while Russell Westbrook, who’s poised to feast on Lakers exceptionally weak PG defense, finished 5th in the league’s scoring race.  Kendrick Perkins is strong enough to battle Andrew Bynum in the post, Serge Ibaka is active enough to really bother Pau Gasol, and even Thabo Sefolosha does a relatively decent job on Kobe Bryant.  James Harden probably wants payback for the Artest elbow (presuming, of course, Artest doesn’t elbow him again) and Derek Fisher wants payback for the Derek Fisher trade.

Ya see, this isn’t setting up well.

On the other hand, while the Thunder live (and die) by jump shots, the Lakers have the better half-court offense (because they have the better - and only - post scorers in the series).  This will be important when games slow down, as they always do in the Playoffs (especially during 4th quarters).  In addition, the Lakers have more size, the Lakers might have the best guy in the league at defending Durant (Artest), and the Lakers definitely have the best guy in the league at elbowing players’ heads (Artest, again).

So, can the Lakers win this series?  Yes, but I seriously, seriously doubt it.  They’d have to be near perfect.  If you want a positive Laker fan, who’ll tell you everything’s going to be alright, there are a lot of them out there.  What I’m good at is telling the truth.  The Lakers are in for a fight, and they may not have the fighters any longer. 

(I’m actually better at commiserating with other angry fans - tweet me). 

Here’s the formula for a Lakers series win: 

  • LA must steal Game 1.  The Thunder could be rusty with the layoff, while LA played just two days ago.  A win would force OKC to play from behind, in a must win Game 2, which could change their style.
  • The Pau Gasol who showed up in Saturday’s Game 7 must show up to each and every game of the semifinals.  Matter of fact, “Game 7 Pau Gasol” should just kill the regular Pau Gasol, and assume his body, forever.
  • Andrew Bynum must dominate, and be the difference in at least two games.  The Lakers will need their center to protect the rim from his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle-lookalike brethren, Russell Westbrook.  More importantly, the Lakers will need their center to help win the rebounding battle (without the rebounding edge, LA will surely lose).  All of this seems like a long shot, given his propensity for taking plays and entire games off.  We are talking about the guy who said this after a Playoff loss to Denver,

  • Kobe needs to perfectly dance the line between big game scorer, and team facilitator.  He did a marvelous job in Game 7, but let’s face it, this guy is truly just wired to score the basketball.  22 and 7 (with 6-8 FTs per game) would be his sweet spot.
  • The Laker bench needs to continue to surprise in the clutch.

If every single aforementioned thing actually happens, and the LA can avoid the injury bug/parasite David Stern unleashed on this league, I believe the Lakers can force a Game 7.  And as we all know, anything can happen in a Game 7.

But if Steve Blake’s jumper runs dry, and Pau Gasol starts loafing around the perimter, and Andrew Bynum disconnects because he’s not shooting enough, and Kobe Bryant gets angry, then tries to take over games, and Ramon Sessions continues to choke, and Ron Artest kills somebody, this could all be over quickly, and my twitter feed will be chock full of swear words and venom.

If that’s the case, Lakers fans please remember, your team, with Kobe Bryant, Pau Gasol and Andrew Bynum, just won back-to-back championships.  Remember the Ariza steals against Denver.  Remember the Fisher dagger over Jameer Nelson.  Remember Pau giving it to Kevin Garnett in Game 1, and remember Ron Ron giving the greatest post-game interview ever.  Remember Lamar and his candy, Phil and his hat, and Andrew fighting through injury, determined to matter in a Lakers’s championship.

Remember Kobe jumping up and down, and Kobe on the scorer’s table.

Who am I kidding?  I’ll be so angry if they lose.

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2:28 am - Sun, May 13, 2012
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Game 7 #GotEm

Game 7 #GotEm

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8:09 pm - Sun, May 6, 2012
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True story.  #GotEmCoach
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True story.  #GotEmCoach

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4:31 pm - Fri, May 4, 2012
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